so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE OMG
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
Sherlock bought his wife a lucky cat for Christmas.
I just threw my laptop.
Oh my actual…*feels*
Reblog if you’re the weird friend.
I think everyone on tumblr needs to reblog this.
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BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms
all the awards for the story and gif usage
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Shopping for school supplies in elementary school was intense like “im so gonna show up tiffany with these mechanical pencils bitch wont know what hit her”
Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston in their inbox. This is a promise.
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany